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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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