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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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