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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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