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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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