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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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