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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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