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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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