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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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