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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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