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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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