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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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