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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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