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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏
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