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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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