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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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