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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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