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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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