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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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