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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍
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