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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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