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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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