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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍
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