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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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