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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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