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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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