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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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