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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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