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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁
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