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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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