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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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