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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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