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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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