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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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