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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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