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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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