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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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