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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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