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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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