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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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