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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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