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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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