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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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