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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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