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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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