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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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