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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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