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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻
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