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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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