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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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