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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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